I’m glad my new bathroom doesn’t —afaik— have anything that does tracking, because I’m sure it would also do the #wrapped thing:

• Total time spent: 72 hours.
• Most played song in the shower: [Insert your favorite hit here].
• Most used product: Anti-hair-loss shampoo.
• Average nighttime visits: 1.5 times per week.

Maybe it would even include a ranking of your most epic shower moments… Written from the bathroom, obvs.